Epic rap battles of KH : Sora vs MarluxiaEPIC RAP BATTLES OF KINGDOM HEARTS !
SORA VERSUS MARLUXIA !
Main character coming through, so scram and let me pass.
I just drew all my cards and I'll shove 'em right up your ass.
I'm a hero, you're a fag, I'm bold, you're cheesy,
Beating you will be Chain of Memor-easy.
You may think you're a boss, but you're not that great.
In fact you look so very gay you make Demyx look straight.
You put the "miss" in misdemeanour and your plan is a bore.
I'll knock you all the way down, back to the first f*cking floor.
'Misdemeanor' ? I can't believe that's really what I heared.
Did you forget all your friends just to remember that word ?
You got a brain like a peanut and balls the size of a pea.
How will you hit me shrimp, if you can't even hit puberty ?
You say you know what's in your heart but I don't think it's quite clear.
You dumped your girlfriend on an island for a whole frigging year.
You're painfully clueless and a totally blank slate.
Get back on your square, p
Epic rap battles of KH : Riku vs Master XehanortEPIC RAP BATTLES OF KINGDOM HEARTS !
RIKU VS MASTER XEHANORT !
Get ready old fart, cause shit just got real.
When I’m spitting my rhymes, 10 billion fan girls squeal.
I’m the best character in the game, and that I’m going to prove.
I’ll take down your 5 health bars, and I’ll do it in one move !
I’m at the top of every Kingdom Hearts popularity poll.
Even Pete did a better job at playing the villain role.
I’m an official Keyblade Master ! Noone cares about you.
Cause you look like you’ll drop dead in another minute or two.
An official Keyblade Master ? This pathetic little mess ?
You need help kid. At least let me teach you how to dress.
You’re the most pitiful warrior I have ever seen.
And my Keyblade’s bigger than yours, if you know what I mean.
I am the master of the darkness you so desperately crave.
I turned Ven into an icecube and made Terra my slave.
This game’s main character’s Sora
Epic rap battles of KH : Vanitas vs RoxasEPIC RAP BATTLES OF KINGDOM HEARTS !
VANITAS VERSUS ROXAS !
Welcome, welcome, said the spider against the fly.
Check your clocktower Roxy, that's right, time to die !
You look like Ven, but when compared your skills are just sad.
And for your information : Aqua had more balls than he had.
I'm everybody's favourite villain, I'm so awesome it hurts.
You just got pushed around by a group of coat-wearing nerds.
I'll beat the crap out of you so bad your ass'll beg me to stop.
I will masacre you ! I will FUCK. YOU. UP !
I've got 2 keyblades bitch ! I'm the one kicking butt.
The only dangerous thing about you is that ridiculous haircut.
Your Unversed are pathetic, all they ever do is fall.
But that's natural, they take after their master after all.
I'm a loving, kind character, all you ever do is hate.
You're a heartless scheming jerk who's never even had a date.
Your outfit looks awful and you're shit out of luck.
Though I think I'd wear that mask too if I was ugly
Epic rap battles of KH : Xemnas vs AxelEPIC RAP BATTLES OF KINGDOM HEARTS !
XEMNAS VS AXEL !
The Superior is speaking, know your place number eight.
Have you got your rhymes memorized ? Too little too late.
I’m the king of the Nobodies, the lord and master of Nothingness.
Wearing armor, sitting on my throne, riding my dragon of awesomeness.
I’m the BOSS, chilling up here in my sixty feet tall chair.
You’re a closet pedophile with Sonic the Hedgehog hair.
Light and Darkness are eternal, therefore I must be too.
Though no more eternal than the bombs I’ll be dropping on you.
Clearly you didn’t get it memorized. I’m A-X-E-L.
Untamable, unbeatable and hot as Hell.
Pay attention Mansex, I’m gonna spell out your doom.
So for just two minutes stop drooling over your heart-shaped moon.
You’re the worst boss ever you senile old fool.
You had to rip off Star Wars to look at least a little bit cool.
I’ve got two flaming chakrams both as sharp as razors.